Camcebgof is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty chicken.

Camcebgof created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Camcebgof, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Camcebgof, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Camcebgof's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Camcebgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.