Somyikkar is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unselfish wasp.

Somyikkar created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somyikkar, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Somyikkar, he will turn you into a slug.

Somyikkar's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Somyikkar's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never sit near ducks.

5. Do not drink alcohol.