Goftipsas is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, flying fairy.

Goftipsas created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Goftipsas, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Goftipsas, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Goftipsas' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Goftipsas' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Worship no other gods but Goftipsas.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about gravity.