Cunspagarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental crow.

Cunspagarn created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunspagarn, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cunspagarn, she will be very sad.

Cunspagarn's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cunspagarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Put Cunspagarn first in all things.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Always take life seriously.