Mighabspag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, astonishing hyena.

Mighabspag created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mighabspag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mighabspag, it will not invite you to parties.

Mighabspag's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Mighabspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Run away from pink whales, for they are unholy.