Likcibcip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, weak penguin.

Likcibcip created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Likcibcip, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Likcibcip, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Likcibcip's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Likcibcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Likcibcip loves mites, so they must be respected.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.