Nadcennak is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient ferret.

Nadcennak created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadcennak, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nadcennak, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nadcennak's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nadcennak's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peas.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.