Pagdisskab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, moody chicken.

Pagdisskab created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pagdisskab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pagdisskab, it will think nothing of it.

Pagdisskab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Pagdisskab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Put Pagdisskab first in all things.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.