Gandodbog is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, benevolent newt.

Gandodbog created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Gandodbog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gandodbog, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gandodbog's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gandodbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always obey Gandodbog's priests.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gandodbog.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about sharks.