Dam is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable naga.

Dam created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dam, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dam, she will turn you into a tree.

Dam's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dam's priests.

2. Put Dam first in all things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.