Dutgigcit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous pig.

Dutgigcit created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutgigcit, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dutgigcit, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Dutgigcit's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Dutgigcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Never mention ants.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Always obey Dutgigcit's priests.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.