Mumtagshav is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, smart dingo.

Mumtagshav created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Mumtagshav, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mumtagshav, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mumtagshav's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Mumtagshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mumtagshav.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not stand on grass.