Dogsidcabbog is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, self-assured goblin.

Dogsidcabbog created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogsidcabbog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dogsidcabbog, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Dogsidcabbog's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Dogsidcabbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Do not hurt cats.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always help frogs.