Fatjiglogbut is a god.
She takes the form of a large, duplicitous
fairy.
Fatjiglogbut created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Fatjiglogbut, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Fatjiglogbut, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Fatjiglogbut's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Fatjiglogbut's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Always help sick whales.
3. Always help ducks in need.
4. Never talk about badgers.
5. Fatjiglogbut loves otters, so they must be honoured.