Fatjiglogbut is a god.

She takes the form of a large, duplicitous fairy.

Fatjiglogbut created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fatjiglogbut, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fatjiglogbut, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fatjiglogbut's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fatjiglogbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Never talk about badgers.

5. Fatjiglogbut loves otters, so they must be honoured.