Bogmipdadkop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful wolf.

Bogmipdadkop created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogmipdadkop, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bogmipdadkop, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Bogmipdadkop's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bogmipdadkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.