Mipbitlid is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humorless
mongoose.
Mipbitlid created Asia two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mipbitlid, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Mipbitlid, he will jump up and down on your head.
Mipbitlid's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Mipbitlid's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.
2. Retreat if eight cats approach from the south.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Always pray immersed in water.