Linkamcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive dog.

Linkamcuss created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Linkamcuss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Linkamcuss, it will turn you into a goat.

Linkamcuss' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Linkamcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Put Linkamcuss first in all things.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Never skip near birds.

5. Never wear yellow rings.