Didstragfum is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, overgenerous wolf.

Didstragfum created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didstragfum, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Didstragfum, she will remove you from existence.

Didstragfum's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Didstragfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. You must pray to Didstragfum four times a day.