Stercinmis is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, omniscient jackal.

Stercinmis created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stercinmis, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stercinmis, it will try to impress you with trees.

Stercinmis' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Stercinmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not take Stercinmis' name in vain.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Hide from magenta ants for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.