Stercinmis is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, omniscient
jackal.
Stercinmis created the world seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stercinmis, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Stercinmis, it will try to impress you with trees.
Stercinmis' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Stercinmis' Holy Commandments1. Never talk about amino acids.
2. Do not take Stercinmis' name in vain.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Hide from magenta ants for they are unholy.
5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.