Fotwip is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, temperamental jellyfish.

Fotwip created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotwip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fotwip, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fotwip's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Fotwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never sit near tortoises.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not shave your hands.