Yokcaprut is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, moody armadillo.

Yokcaprut created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Yokcaprut, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yokcaprut, it will be very sad.

Yokcaprut's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Yokcaprut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always help sick dogs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Yokcaprut loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.