Stanbissjab is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage
dragon.
Stanbissjab created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stanbissjab, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Stanbissjab, it will turn you into a duck.
Stanbissjab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Stanbissjab's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Stanbissjab's priests.
2. Never mention geese.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. You must never eat beans.