Stanbissjab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage dragon.

Stanbissjab created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanbissjab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stanbissjab, it will turn you into a duck.

Stanbissjab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Stanbissjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Stanbissjab's priests.

2. Never mention geese.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. You must never eat beans.