Yakdavnab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, fast fly.

Yakdavnab created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakdavnab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yakdavnab, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yakdavnab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Yakdavnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yakdavnab.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.