Tentabflat is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, benevolent mole.

Tentabflat created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tentabflat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tentabflat, it will ignore you.

Tentabflat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tentabflat's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Hide from magenta doves for they are unholy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.