Tentabflat is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, benevolent
mole.
Tentabflat created an atom three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tentabflat, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Tentabflat, it will ignore you.
Tentabflat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Tentabflat's Holy Commandments1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Hide from magenta doves for they are unholy.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.