Witrapbop is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, witty bee.

Witrapbop created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Witrapbop, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Witrapbop, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Witrapbop's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Witrapbop's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Witrapbop.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.