Legrensin Yamsabban is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, dishonest crane.

Legrensin Yamsabban created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legrensin Yamsabban, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Legrensin Yamsabban, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Legrensin Yamsabban's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Legrensin Yamsabban's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Hide if three tortoises approach from the west.

4. You must love Legrensin Yamsabban.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.