Dibpagrut is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, kind dugong.

Dibpagrut created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibpagrut, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dibpagrut, she will turn you into a dog.

Dibpagrut's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dibpagrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to rats while wearing violet hats.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never hurt shrews.