Bastrotfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awe-inspiring ant.

Bastrotfoss created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastrotfoss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bastrotfoss, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bastrotfoss' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bastrotfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.