Hugshav is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless zebra.

Hugshav created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugshav, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hugshav, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hugshav's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Hugshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

3. Never wear white shorts.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Never wear shoes.