Tig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, generous shrew.

Tig created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tig, she will destroy your favourite star.

Tig's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Tig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Tig loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.