Ratlunbut is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, omniscient finch.

Ratlunbut created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratlunbut, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ratlunbut, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ratlunbut's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Ratlunbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.