Fubfetgil is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise rhinoceros.

Fubfetgil created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubfetgil, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fubfetgil, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fubfetgil's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fubfetgil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Fubfetgil on top of important buildings.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always look after injured pigs.