Nuttingfad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent human.

Nuttingfad created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttingfad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nuttingfad, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nuttingfad's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Nuttingfad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

4. Never run in the presence of geese.

5. Never write about gravity.