Tailhamsand is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, benevolent salamander.

Tailhamsand created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailhamsand, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tailhamsand, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tailhamsand's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Tailhamsand's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Tailhamsand on top of all buildings.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always treat badgers with great respect.