Kipsanjat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unjust sheep.

Kipsanjat created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipsanjat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kipsanjat, it will destroy your home solar system.

Kipsanjat's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kipsanjat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Kipsanjat.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Retreat if eight sheep approach from the east.

5. Do not kill rats.