Yiksugflig Gadquaffed is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, conceited parrot.

Yiksugflig Gadquaffed created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yiksugflig Gadquaffed, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yiksugflig Gadquaffed, she will think nothing of it.

Yiksugflig Gadquaffed's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Yiksugflig Gadquaffed's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Yiksugflig Gadquaffed loves rats, so they must be respected.