Dagarndavnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, temperamental elephant.

Dagarndavnarl created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagarndavnarl, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dagarndavnarl, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dagarndavnarl's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dagarndavnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dagarndavnarl's priests.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dagarndavnarl.