Stanzigwee is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent warg.

Stanzigwee created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanzigwee, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stanzigwee, she will destroy your home planet.

Stanzigwee's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Stanzigwee's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry frogs.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always help sick eagles.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never write about cell theory.