Zedfetceb is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, humorless aardvark.

Zedfetceb created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedfetceb, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zedfetceb, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Zedfetceb's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Zedfetceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Worship no other gods but Zedfetceb.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Run away if four otters approach from the north.