Vagzenbarn Didliktal is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, vain ant.

Vagzenbarn Didliktal created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagzenbarn Didliktal, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vagzenbarn Didliktal, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vagzenbarn Didliktal's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Vagzenbarn Didliktal's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think ill of sick cats.

5. Always help ducks.