Targgebont is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever cow.

Targgebont created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targgebont, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Targgebont, she will send minions to preach to you.

Targgebont's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Targgebont's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never bounce in the presence of monkeys.