Mifortquam is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, two-faced jaguar.

Mifortquam created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Mifortquam, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mifortquam, she will cry a lot.

Mifortquam's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Mifortquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Always obey Mifortquam's priests.