Banspagmit is a god.

She takes the form of a large, proud dragon.

Banspagmit created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Banspagmit, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Banspagmit, she will torture you forever.

Banspagmit's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Banspagmit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. You must love Banspagmit.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never think ill of sick goats.

5. Retreat if eight manatees approach from the east.