Manbifbab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, sapient mongoose.

Manbifbab created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manbifbab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Manbifbab, he will turn you into a rock.

Manbifbab's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Manbifbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Manbifbab on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about gravity.