Sogdagcumnuttdamwig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered cow.

Sogdagcumnuttdamwig created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogdagcumnuttdamwig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sogdagcumnuttdamwig, it will not care at all.

Sogdagcumnuttdamwig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Sogdagcumnuttdamwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sogdagcumnuttdamwig's name in vain.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.