Afhaprag is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unthoughtful seal.

Afhaprag created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afhaprag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Afhaprag, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Afhaprag's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Afhaprag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. Never wear violet hats.

4. You must pray to Afhaprag three times a day.

5. Never eat green fruit.