Femtam is a god.

She takes the form of a large, blissful shrew.

Femtam created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Femtam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Femtam, she will turn you into a rock.

Femtam's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Femtam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never sing in holy places.