Pitkondiss is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, uncaring ferret.

Pitkondiss created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitkondiss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pitkondiss, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pitkondiss' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Pitkondiss' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Pitkondiss must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.