Popwontagfad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, almighty fairy.

Popwontagfad created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popwontagfad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Popwontagfad, it will turn you into a frog.

Popwontagfad's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Popwontagfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always help horses in need.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. You must love Popwontagfad.