Bagstipsak is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, clever turtle.

Bagstipsak created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Bagstipsak, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bagstipsak, she will be very sad.

Bagstipsak's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bagstipsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bagstipsak's priests.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Never feed rice to otters while wearing white hats.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.